If you're anything like me, Christmas Eve dinner has been underscored by the exact same Mannheim Steamroller album for as long as you can remember (which, after about 15 full loops, is occasionally followed by Celine Dion's Christmas album, although hopefully by then you're too drunk to care). Maybe you tried in change tradition in favor of the phenomenal Sufjan Stevens Christmas album but it didn't stick because Santa Claus is apparently really partial to symphonic synth-pop and melodramatic adult contemporary soft pop with an abusive amount of flutes.
But all of that is that about to change. Because a comedy group called Local Business Comedy just released this Christmas-themed remake of Kanye West's Yeezus, and it is everything you need to deck the halls with Yuletide cheer, mothaf*cka.
Sure, you might be worried that mom & dad might not be so keen on those Ye's thick distorted grooves, but think of this way: they want to be hip and in the know, right? Use Kim Kardashian's buttshot as a segue from The Interview or police brutality or whatever else you don't want to talk about, and bam. Kreezus
Don't worry. You'll thank me later.